Welcome to Liberia, home to the deadly cross-dressing government soldier.

A male government soldier, wearing a wig and female clothes in the belief it will protect him in battle, stands guard at the Irongate checkpoint at the edge of the Liberian capital Monrovia in this July 8, 2003 file photo.
In other words, he doubts he will be fired upon if he dresses like a really ugly woman. Guess we can call him Mrs Doubtfire. Or perhaps Marilyn Monrovia is more fitting.