I was always a firm believer in teaching your children how to act, early on in life.
When Uday and Qusay were young children, I sat them down on my knees and taught them some valuable lessons, such as respecting their creator (me), the inherent evilness of the Jews (the sons of pigs and monkeys), and the fine arts of interrogation, maiming, and killing.
Oh, how they made daddy proud.
