It seems like Michael Jackson may have finally learned that sleeping with children in your bed is not a good thing. Well, kind of.
Michael Jackson’s lawyer said Tuesday that the pop star is going to be more careful from now on and not let children into his bed anymore because “it makes him vulnerable to false charges.”
Not because there is something inherently wrong with sleeping in the same bed as children, but rather because it opens him up to accusations.
Meanwhile, more good news for Whacko as the excruciating pain he has been feeling in his back will no doubt weaken, since the yoke of tyranny and oppression has been cast off it.
The Jackson Web site mjjsource.com, however, was triumphant and flashed images of the pop star looking vigorous.“Innocent,” the site declared, flashing dates and the phrases “Martin Luther King is born,” “The Berlin Wall falls,” “Nelson Mandela is freed,” and finally, “June 13, 2005, Remember this date for it is a part of HIStory”
Maybe he’ll even get a public holiday to commemorate the occasion.
