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Terrorists on the Turps*

After a night of heavy drinking, Hamas politburo chief Khaled Meshaal was feeling under the weather..

 

“I’m not feeling..so…good…lemme just reach for my gun with my left hand.” **

Not to mention spaced out…

 

 

Meanwhile, in London, fellow terrorist Abu Hamza al-Mazri managed to hide his hangover – by wearing dark glasses.

 

How they mock me because of my hooks..but I tell you, can anyone else open so many beer bottles as quickly as me?

*  Another word for alcohol

 

** A few seconds later, the bodyguard on the right wasn’t feeling too good either..or perhaps he was.

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David Lange

A law school graduate, David Lange transitioned from work in the oil and hi-tech industries into fulltime Israel advocacy. He is a respected commentator and Middle East analyst who has often been cited by the mainstream media
Picture of David Lange

David Lange

A law school graduate, David Lange transitioned from work in the oil and hi-tech industries into fulltime Israel advocacy. He is a respected commentator and Middle East analyst who has often been cited by the mainstream media
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