After a night of heavy drinking, Hamas politburo chief Khaled Meshaal was feeling under the weather..
“I’m not feeling..so…good…lemme just reach for my gun with my left hand.” **
Not to mention spaced out…
Meanwhile, in London, fellow terrorist Abu Hamza al-Mazri managed to hide his hangover – by wearing dark glasses.

How they mock me because of my hooks..but I tell you, can anyone else open so many beer bottles as quickly as me?
* Another word for alcohol
** A few seconds later, the bodyguard on the right wasn’t feeling too good either..or perhaps he was.