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A traditional dish of rice and meat, which causes serious constipation to elderly residents of Georgia, Armenia and Azerbijan, has met its match.Trima, the pharmaceutical company at Kibbutz Ma’abarot, has signed a deal worth tens of thousand of dollars to export its product Novolax to ABC Pharmaceuticals in Tbilisi in the former Soviet republic of Georgia.Novolax syrup, which eases constipation, is made of a type of sugar called lactitol that stimulates bowel movements without being a chemical laxative. It costs only NIS 42 per bottle in Israeli pharmacies.Trima export manager Azgad Dor said that until now, elderly in the Caucusus who eat the pilaf daily, in meat or vegetarian versions, have been taking laxatives, which leads to habituation, or have been eating large amounts of prunes, to treat their rice-related constipation. After trying out the Israeli syrup, they are ready to switch to Novolax.
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