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Guaranteed to Turn Your Stomach

Warning: Do not read this next story while eating or drinking.

Yigal Amir and Larissa Trimbobler were caught trying to smuggle semen out of prison, in a pirate attempt to advance the artificial insemination process granted to them.

 

After receiving authorization to bring a child into the world through artificial insemination, prison staff found a bag containing Amir’s semen during a visit Trimbobler. The visit was stopped immediately and Trimbobler was removed from the prison.

 

Earlier, the couple received approval in principle to carry out artificial insemination, but it seems that the couple couldn’t restrain themselves and wait for the Prisons Authority to allow them to carry out the insemination process.

 

Trimbobler arrived at the prison in the morning and two began to ‘advance the idea’ independently.

 

The plan was apparently premeditated, and Trimbobler hid the bag in a test tube she brought with her, hidden among her belongings. A search by the prison’s staff uncovered however uncovered the test tube before she met with Amir.

 

Despite the find, the visit was allowed to go ahead, but after Trimbobler entered Amir’s cell, prison guards noticed that he gave her a bag. Staff members ended the visit, and found that the bag contained Amir’s semen.

All together now: ewwwww!

The bag was confiscated, and Larissa was taken out of the cell.

 

Prisons Authority Spokesman Ofer Lefler said in response: “Until the medical procedure is not completed in accordance with the judicial department, the transfer of semen will not be allowed.”

In other words, “No goop for you!”

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David Lange

A law school graduate, David Lange transitioned from work in the oil and hi-tech industries into fulltime Israel advocacy. He is a respected commentator and Middle East analyst who has often been cited by the mainstream media
Picture of David Lange

David Lange

A law school graduate, David Lange transitioned from work in the oil and hi-tech industries into fulltime Israel advocacy. He is a respected commentator and Middle East analyst who has often been cited by the mainstream media
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