What happens if a fly falls in a cup of coffee?
(1) Englishman : Throws his cup away and walks away.
(2) American : Takes the insect out and drinks the coffee.
(3) Chinese : Eats the insect and throws the coffee away.
(4) Japanese: Drinks the coffee with the insect since it is a free bonus.
(5) Israeli: Sells the coffee to the American and the insect to the Chinese, and gets himself a new cup of coffee
(6) Palestinian : Accuses the Israeli of throwing the insect into his coffee, Relates the issue to violence, Asks the UN for aid. Takes a loan from EC to buy another cup of coffee and uses the money for terror.
(Hat tip: mum)
