Thank you to all who submitted entries, which were all of a high standard. But there can only be so many winners of a caption contest with absolutely no prizes.

1st Place: Shy Guy
“Next time, if I want to know that my fly is open, I’ll ask you.”
2nd place: Aaron
“36 D sir!”
3rd place: Melanie
“I can barely hide my excitement.”
Honorable mentions:
“So, how you doin’?” (like Joey from “Friends”)
Defense Minister Amir Peretz, following in the footsteps of predecessor, Yitzchak Mordechai, reviews the troops.
Look out for future caption contests here on Israellycool.