Question: What brings a smile to the face of a PETA activist?
Answer: A good, old fashioned tiger mauling.
This article made me smile a bit:
A tiger mauled a well-known animal performer at a Moscow circus during a show, circus officials said on Sunday.
Doctors used nearly 100 stitches on Artur Bagdasarov for slash and puncture wounds, but the wounds were not life-threatening and the trainer was conscious, according to a statement posted on the performer’s internet site.
Bagdasarov was trying to organise several tigers into a pyramid yesterday when a tiger named Caesar suddenly swiped at his shoulder, said Mikhail Bagdasarov, a relative and co-animal trainer.
“This lasted only 10 seconds. The tiger attacked him on his shoulder, pulled him under and tried to bend him, started to maul him with his paws,” Mikhail Bagdasarov said in televised comments.
I am beginning to suspect that these guys don’t love animals as much as they hate humans.
