The Telgraph reports how Pinnochio has converted to Islam.
Pinocchio, Tom Sawyer and other characters have been converted to Islam in new versions of 100 classic stories on the Turkish school curriculum.
“Give me some bread, for Allah’s sake,” Pinocchio says to Geppetto, his maker, in a book stamped with the crest of the ministry of education.
“Thanks be to Allah,” the puppet says later.
As Charles posts, “They must have held a bandsaw to the poor bastard‚Äôs head.”
I assume he has converted to Jihadist Islam, since he already has the lying down pat.
