Lie detectors are no longer the preserve of shadowy government agencies. Nor are they hard to get.
The KishKish Lie Detector, for example, can be downloaded free as an “extra” on the popular internet phone service Skype.
It is capable of monitoring, in real-time, the stress levels in a person’s voice.
Its creator, BATM, says higher sound frequencies are a telltale sign that someone is being dishonest.
“What all people have in common is that their stress levels are constantly changing within their current range, changes which indicate the ‘perceived jeopardy’ or ‘danger’ of statements being made,” reads a product description on the KishKish website.
The lie detector is activated whenever a Skype call is placed, and before giving a reading the software calibrates to the general stress levels of the speaker.
A needle meter moves up and down to illustrate variations from the general stress level, and an indicator light turns from green to red if the software detects a “lie”.
To avoid legal troubles, the program automatically informs the other person their conversation is being monitored by a lie detector.
In what the KishKish team says is proof the device works, it has set up a fictitious Skype user who, when called, plays a recording of a speech given by former US president Bill Clinton, where he famously denies having sex with Monica Lewinsky.
When Clinton says the phrase, “I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky”, the lie detector immediately registers increased stress levels in Mr Clinton’s voice.
And you guessed it…it’s our latest Zionist weapon! (It’s “internal” name is Zionist Kish of Death.TM)
Update: Saeb Erekat was not available for comment. And if he was, I am sure he would be lying.
