In light of the controversy surrounding his report damning Israel, Richard Goldstone* has accepted my invitation to answer Israellycool reader questions.
I will be publishing the questions and answers over the course of the next few days.
Previous installment here.
Reader Doug writes:
Your daughter Nicole has stated you are a Zionist and love Israel. Would you agree with this?
Richard Goldstone responds:
Although I am definitely a Zionist, I reject your use of Nicole’s statements, since she is herself a Zionist and my daughter, rendering her testimony invalid. But you can ask my friend Islam [Shahwan] what he thinks, since he is a trustworthy and handsome police spokesperson.
Islam Shahwan adds:
Richard, have you been eating that gum again?
* This is satire. I am not in touch with the real Richard Goldstone.