..is hands down this pearler by Bernie Madoff’s lawyer Ira Sorkin, speaking about how his client is doing in prison:
“All things considered, he’s OK,” says Ira Sorkin, Madoff’s lawyer. “He still suffers deeply for what he did.”
On the plus side, he’s incarcerated in a place called the Butner Federal Correctional Complex. That’s got to be a good sign, right?
Update: I take back that last sentence, since it seems Jonathan Pollard is also incarcerated there.