More Polonium Baloney-um

My friend Laurence has brought back an old Kofi Annan-Arafat meme, in light of the recent reports regarding Arafat’s possible poisoning.

sad kofi

Meanwhile, this particular passage of a Reuters report is being overlooked:

Darcy Christen, spokesman for the Institut de Radiophysique in Lausanne, Switzerland, told Reuters on Tuesday it had found “surprisingly” high levels of polonium-210 in Arafat’s belongings.

But he stressed that clinical symptoms described in Arafat’s medical reports were not consistent with polonium-210 and that conclusions could not be drawn as to whether the Palestinian leader was poisoned or not.

A more likely conclusion: Arafat was having an affair with a male nuclear plant technician.

5 thoughts on “More Polonium Baloney-um”

  1. I figure there’s a few more I could do.

    “I’m planning on taking you away from that awful place when they dig you up, and I’ll bring you back to our favorite place in New York.

    I’ve been keeping it just the way you liked it, although I’ve had to get new goats every few years.

    I don’t understand what you ever saw in that bitch Suha. I’m much prettier than her.”

    blah blah blah and so on.

    -ls/cm

  2. OK. Let’s go with the conspiracy theorists for a moment even though the short half life of Polonium means that if Arafat were poisoned with it eight years ago there would not be any Polonium in Yasser Arafat’s urine stained underwear to be detected today.

    The only people who do assassinations with Polonium are the Russians. Why did the Russians kill Arafat?

  3. Morris the Katz

    Little Dickling, the commie prickling, has already pronounced the Mossad guilty.

    Forgetting about why the Mossad would assassinate a 75-year-old who was already on his way to encounter the 72 virgin male virgin camels who’d give his afterlife a happy beginning, if the Mossad had indeed poisoned Arafat, it couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy.

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