Moishe Batmann & Tzabar Szpeiderman – Protectors of Tel Aviv by some guy called Sauce Magnusson.
Lyrics:
My name is Moishe Batmann and I patrol the night
Protecting Tel Aviv from crime and other blights
My lair’s in the shadow of Rishon Leziyyon,
There I park my bat-scooter when I get home!
My partner who help in the fight
Tzabar Spiderman, he know what’s right!
He makes me keep kashrut and no crime fight,
on the holy Shabbat night!
We’re the Bat and the Szpeider, and we’re part of a team,
We’ll kick your ass with Krav Maga, if you’re mean!
You better watch out, you criminals,
Cause the streets of Tel Aviv, are going to be clean!
Chorus:
We’re the Bat, and the Szpeider, protectors of Tel Aviv!
On the saturday night we drink from baggage
And Jaki get’s the bitches oh oo la la
All the Bauhaus babies, they come out at night
And we rock it all along Rotshield
Well there’s no trouble when we’re along,
Cause no one messes with the Bat or Szpeiderman!
We love going dancing with Zvika, man,
Cause he the coolest queen of the Holy-land!
Sauce’s (!) other songs include Sexy Time and that classic Gay French Muslims (Our Secret Leftist Agenda).
