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Ali Wanees Sex, And He Wants It Now!

An Islamist politician has been jailed for committing an indecent sexual act.

Bonus: His excuse.

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Nothing phallic to see here, move along

An Egyptian court has sentenced an Islamist politician to jail for committing an indecent sexual act in public and assaulting police who arrested him, in a case that could damage the image of his ultra-conservative movement.

Ali Wanees was detained in June on a main road outside Cairo. A young woman wearing a full face veil was sitting on top of him in a parked car, according to police.

Wanees said the woman was a relative and he had been trying to revive her after she suffered from an ailment which he did not explain.

The woman was sentenced to six months in prison, state news agency MENA said on Saturday, adding that both could avoid prison if they paid a fine. Wanees was convicted in absentia and his whereabouts were unknown.

Wanees was a member of parliament in the now-dissolved parliament for al-Asala, a small Salafi group that advocates a strict interpretation of Islam and prohibits sex outside marriage.

Say what you want, but at least she was wearing a veil. Modesty!

No word yet on whether he managed to detonate before he was interruptus interrupted.

Meanwhile, here’s Wanees in action. No, not that action.

Now that he’s heading to jail, perhaps some of the other prisoners will try to revive him from some unexplained ailment.

While he’s picking up the soap.

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David Lange

A law school graduate, David Lange transitioned from work in the oil and hi-tech industries into fulltime Israel advocacy. He is a respected commentator and Middle East analyst who has often been cited by the mainstream media
Picture of David Lange

David Lange

A law school graduate, David Lange transitioned from work in the oil and hi-tech industries into fulltime Israel advocacy. He is a respected commentator and Middle East analyst who has often been cited by the mainstream media
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