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Israel Deals With Sudanese Infiltrators

locusts1Israel can now be accused of ethnic insect cleansing, with Israeli media reporting that pesticides killed 90% of the locusts that made it into Israel from Egypt after originating from Sudan.

No word yet on whether we harvested their organs, or more to the point, whether they even have organs to begin with.

The remaining locusts will either be targeted by a Mossad hit squad, or eaten by Israelis.

Stir fried locusts in orange sauce, anyone?

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David Lange

A law school graduate, David Lange transitioned from work in the oil and hi-tech industries into fulltime Israel advocacy. He is a respected commentator and Middle East analyst who has often been cited by the mainstream media
Picture of David Lange

David Lange

A law school graduate, David Lange transitioned from work in the oil and hi-tech industries into fulltime Israel advocacy. He is a respected commentator and Middle East analyst who has often been cited by the mainstream media
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