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William Schabas Claims Israel Would Attack Spiderman

William-SchabasPotential UN probe head William Schabas has denied he hates Israel.

In the same breath as claiming we would attack a beloved superhero.

William Schabas, the controversial international jurist who was tapped to head the United Nations Human Rights Council probe into possible war crimes by Israel and Hamas during Operation Protective Edge, denied on Wednesday that he “hates Israel.”

“I do not hate Israel,” Schabas is quoted as saying in an interview with the Arab-language daily Asharq al-Awsat.

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“This is an investigation that is necessary,” Schabas said. “I will not resign. I do not hate Israel. I will put my prior positions aside.”

“Even if Spiderman was heading the probe, they would’ve attacked him,” he said. “Our people will be on the ground very soon.”

This is libelous. Everyone knows if we attacked a superhero, it would be Thor, that Aryan hunk.

Besides, it is Spiderman who attacked an Israeli first (in fairness, the Israeli kind of had it coming). Although Spidey made up for it later.

On the plus side, at least old Droopy Dog didn’t accuse us of being spiderman.

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David Lange

A law school graduate, David Lange transitioned from work in the oil and hi-tech industries into fulltime Israel advocacy. He is a respected commentator and Middle East analyst who has often been cited by the mainstream media
Picture of David Lange

David Lange

A law school graduate, David Lange transitioned from work in the oil and hi-tech industries into fulltime Israel advocacy. He is a respected commentator and Middle East analyst who has often been cited by the mainstream media
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