The History Of Palestine According To Science*

We all know that the history of Palestine is a long and rich one. Palestine created civilization, the wheel, the aqueduct and of course, cured Polio.

But did you know that Palestine began much longer ago than you have even imagined?

The Travel Palestine website lists the country and its rich irrefutable history with its many kings and art culture as starting from even before the birth of Jesus Christ. In fact, go way back.

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No, that’s not a typo. The official website of Palestine claims that in one million BC the world was just Palestinians, and Raquel Welch.

Dress standards have changed significantly since then.
Dress standards have changed significantly since then.

But according to science*, Palestine has been around even longer than that. As you can see by the below illustration, Palestine came into being approximately 50 million years after the Big Bang.

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After the formation of the planet we live on, Earth was one giant super-continent known as “Palestengea”.


When unicelled organisms eventually evolved to become people known as “non-Palestinians” started inhabiting the Earth, Palestengea started losing land due to ethnic cleansing and apartheid.

Here we see the gradual loss of land until today:


H/T to to Margie in Tel Aviv and Stand With Us for bringing this hilarity to our attention.

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