Arch Terrorist Nasrallah Reportedly With One Foot In Grave, Other On A Banana Peel

That moment you wish you could take back all those horrible things you said about Israel.

nasrallahHasan Nasrallah, the secretary general of Hezbollah, arrived in Iran on Sunday to receive urgent medical treatment for his cancer, after his condition recently deteriorated, Lebanese media reported on Monday.

According to the reports, Nasrallah was evacuated to the Iranian hospital, where he was treated by doctors from Russia and North Korea, after cancer cells spread to new parts of his body.

In light of Hezbollah’s silence about the medical condition of its chief, anti-Hezbollah Lebanese activists began spreading rumors about Nasrallah’s death. However, Nasrallah is expected to deliver a speech on Tuesday evening, during the Memorial Day for Hezbollah’s martyrs.

And here I was thinking he would go either by way of missile up the clacker or via some illness caused by hiding underground and remaining in soiled underwear for prolonged periods of time.

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David Lange

A law school graduate, David Lange transitioned from work in the oil and hi-tech industries into fulltime Israel advocacy. He is a respected commentator and Middle East analyst who has often been cited by the mainstream media

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