Yonatan Gefen is an Israeli author, poet, songwriter, journalist, and playwright. He is also Left of Lefty McLeftyson.
Last night, he posted the following on Instagram.
Update: He removed it. But I have a screenshot:
And all he needs is a kick up the backside. Preferably with spiky boots.
But he can feel free to try and implement his own suggestion – I suspect a Darwin Award awaits.