The Jerusalem Post reports some, ehh, interesting news
Speaking in an interview to Yediot Aharonot, Eshed – who served as the head of Israel’s space security program for nearly 30 years and is a three-time recipient of the Israel Security Award – explained that Israel and the US have both been dealing with aliens for years.
And this by no means refers to immigrants, with Eshed clarifying the existence of a “Galactic Federation.”
The 87-year-old former space security chief gave further descriptions about exactly what sort of agreements have been made between the aliens and the US, which ostensibly have been made because they wish to research and understand “the fabric of the universe.” This cooperation includes a secret underground base on Mars, where there are American and alien representatives.
If true, this would coincide with US President Donald Trump’s creation of the Space Force as the fifth branch of the US armed forces, though it is unclear how long this sort of relationship, if any, has been going on between the US and its reported extraterrestrial allies.
But Eshed insists that Trump is aware of them, and that he was “on the verge” of disclosing their existence. However, the Galactic Federation reportedly stopped him from doing so, saying they wished to prevent mass hysteria since they felt humanity needed to “evolve and reach a stage where we will… understand what space and spaceships are,” Yediot Aharonot reported.
Already, a number of Israel-haters have reportedly reacted to this report:
The Palestinian Authority: “The Palestinian leadership rejects the actions of the aliens, considering it to be a betrayal of the Palestinian people and Jerusalem and al-Aqsa.”
David Icke and Alice Walker: “We knew it!”
Rashida Tlaib: “Justice From Mars to Gaza! (only $46)”
Ali “Abumination” Abunimah: “Stop alien-washing your crimes!”
Richard Silverstein: “These aliens are Judeo-fascists!”
Ariel Gold: “My head hurts”
For their part, the aliens have responded: “When we said we feel humanity needs to evolve, thanks for showing why.”
Meanwhile, once the palestinians get on board, could they make an alliance with a different alien race, leading to this possible future scenario?
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