Well, it took them a long time, but they are finally on to our latest nefarious plot: Zionist Death Cows.TM
After years of PA libels, you think you’ve read and heard it all but then the official PA daily reports that a Palestinian village Elder has encountered Israeli cows that are actually “recruited and trained” spies. In a statement to the official PA daily, Khirbet Yanun Village Elder Rushd Morrar said:
“These are recruited and trained cattle, as on the neck of each cow they hang a medallion with an eavesdropping and recording device on it, and sometimes cameras, in order to monitor every detail in Khirbet Yanun large and small.”
And we would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn’t for that pesky elder!
He got one thing wrong, though. These are no real cows at all.
