There are conflicting reports as to how we managed to track arch terrorist Hassan Nasrallah’s location in order to vaporize him.
Some, like the New York Post, attribute it to good old fashioned spies.
Others, like the Saudi Al Hadath, reported that he was undone by some substance with tracking technology, which was smeared on to his hand.
But props to Islamic Regime Mullah Mostafa Karami, who is nobody’s fool and discovered the truth.
Genies!
I am just not sure the Iranian regime is going to appreciate him admitting David and Solomon were Jewish and we have been around since then, well before the existence of Islam, let alone the Islamic conquest of the Holy Land. Although I am sure if they decide to punish him with death, they can always blame it on our genies.
I would also take issue with the claim we subjugate the genies. They do it all voluntarily – well that and because we offer them great retirement benefits. They do want to move out of those tiny lamps and be able to afford something a lot bigger, after all.
