Workout Wacko

| Mar 09, 2006 | 1 comment

Look who’s been working out.

Michael Jackson is getting fit again by doing 300 push-ups a day at his new home in Bahrain, his brother says.

 

Jermaine Jackson told CNN’s Larry King Live show that Michael was “doing wonderful”.

 

The superstar has been living a reclusive existence in Bahrain, where he is a guest of the king’s son, since leaving the US for the Gulf island state after being cleared of child-sex abuse charges last year.

 

“He’s gained some weight,” Jermaine said.

 

“He’s happy and he’s running on the beach. He’s doing 300 push-ups a day and doing sit-ups. He’s getting those muscles back and he’s getting ready.”

Which begs the question: ready for what?

 

Here’s some possible reasons for Jacko’s workout regime:

 

  • He was told if he exercised, he could get a six-pack (He thought that meant a pack of six-year-old boys).

  • He doesn’t want bullies kicking sand in his face any more..or at least in to his face mask. After all, it’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye nose.

  • Now he can show the devilish Tommy Mottola who’s boss.

  • He wants to be able to easily pick up heavy objects.

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    1. Anonymous says:
      March 11, 2006 at 8:26 pm

      I think people should stop taking pot-shots at the man. He was found innocent and his career is in a mess, does he need more nose jokes? Do we need more nose jokes? Give the guy a break.

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