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Latest Discovery

United Press International reports:
Scientists at Israel’s Hebrew University in Jerusalem say they have discovered a new species of invertebrate animals.
Just what we need in this country – more spineless creatures.

Separated at Birth

Khadiga el-Gammal, the fiancee of Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak’s son, and actress Minnie Driver.

Ways to Handle Stock Market Losses

#1: Palestinian “Shoot Away Your Sorrows” Approach (hat tip: Elder of Zion)

At approximately 01:00 on Friday, 26 May 2006, unknown gunmen fired shots at the Palestinian Stock Exchange located in the Qasr Hotel building, in the Rafedia Quarter of western Nablus.  The attack caused material damage to the exchange.  Sources from the stock exchange indicated that [...]

Dan Aykroyd: Mensch

Wow. Those Hollywood celebrities visiting Israel are becoming more and more low key.
 
First it was Will Smith.
 
Then it was Jim Carrey.
 
Now I see that Dan Aykroyd was in town…and I have only found out 11 days after it happened.
 
But what really impressed me more than the fact he managed to escape my radar was [...]

Caption Contest

Submit a caption to this Reuters photo of Israeli Defence Minister Amir Peretz, in the comments. Winners announced Sunday.
 

Time Bandits

Here’s one of our lesser known weapons: Zionist Time Machine.TM

At a meeting aimed at assessing the progress and work of the Security Council’s three anti-terror committees, Israel’s UN Ambassador Dan Gillerman said that World War III had already begun and urged the former Allied forces from World War to act against the axis of terror, [...]

Separated at Birth

French actor Gerard Depardieu, and fictional character Sir Les Patterson.

Mystery Solved

Question: What came first – the chicken or the egg?
 
Answer: The egg.

It’s a question that has baffled scientists, academics and pub bores through the ages: What came first, the chicken or the egg?
 
Now a team made up of a geneticist, philosopher and chicken farmer claim to have found an answer. It was the egg.
 
Put simply, [...]

Subliminal Photo Message

Oh, those crafty Associated Press photographers. How they love to demonize us Jews.
 

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