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Thursday, August 31st, 2006

Ha’aretz reports on the latest from Lebanese Prime Minister Siniora.

Lebanese Prime Minister Fouad Siniora said Thursday that a prisoner swap with Israel was being considered by his government but that “nothing has materialized.”

Siniora said Lebanon was “continuing the contacts” with Israel about a possible swap in which two Israel Defense Forces soldiers abducted by Hezbollah would be released in exchange for all Lebanese detainees in Israeli jails.

“The matter is being looked after,” Siniora told reporters in Stockholm. “There is nothing really that has materialized so this matter is going to be of considerable interest by the Lebanese government.”

So Lebanon is basically admitting that it is responsible for the kidnapping of our soldiers.

What I want to know is:

  • Where is the UN condemnation of a member state kidnapping soldiers of another member state?
  • Why aren’t more people picking up on these statements and holding the Lebanese government more accountable for the situation?
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    More Photo Doctoring?

    Thursday, August 31st, 2006

    Sometimes a dog with its leg on the couch is really only a dog with its leg on the couch.

    Or so they would have us believe.

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    Now This is Great Journalism

    Thursday, August 31st, 2006

    Tim Blair rips Martin Chulov of The Australian (who covered the Red Cross ambulance story and rejected claims that it was a hoax) a new one. Bigger than the hole in the ambulance’s roof, in fact.

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    Hammering Gibson

    Thursday, August 31st, 2006
    John Kesselman, director of the sequel to The Hebrew Hammer, has an interesting idea as to how Mel Gibson can atone for his anti-Semitic ways.
    The sequel, called “The Hebrew Hammer 2: Hammer vs. Hitler,” depicts a very drunk Mel Gibson spilling out of Moonshadows, two blondes on each arm and a bottle of Irish whiskey in hand. Gibson then obnoxiously berates the valets, leaps into his Lexus and speeds off, screaming obscenities about the Jews. Apprehended by a policeman down the road from Moonshadows, Gibson’s anti-Semitic tirade is cut short when the cop — “The Hebrew Hammer” — puts a bullet in Gibson’s head, spraying a bloody Star of David onto the windshield of his Lexus.
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    Kesselman, in an interview with TMZ, explained his unorthodox-but-still-Orthodox script this way: “Young Jews love ‘The Hebrew Hammer.’ I think if Mel wants to truly extend an olive branch to the Jewish Community as a whole, his on-screen death would go a long way in accomplishing that goal.”
    If Gibson really does have a sense of humor, then he’ll volunteer to play himself.
     
    Meanwhile, if it wasn’t already clear that there are many Jewish movers and shakers in Hollywood, this should clear it up for you:
    A tug-of-war has erupted over Kesselman’s sequel. Insiders tell TMZ the pitch has sparked interest from Hollywood execs, in no small measure because of its hilarious-but-controversial opening scene.
    And how’s this for a plot?
    In the new film, written by director John Kesselman, “The Hebrew Hammer” is now married and enjoying the good life in suburbia. But the Hammer is forced to dust off his pimpy, black leather couture to confront a new menace: A time-traveling Hitler, intent on altering key moments in Jewish history — to the detriment of the Jews.
    Sounds as interesting as the plot for a Bruce Campbell movie.
     
    Needless to say, I’ll be seeing that.
     
    Update: Hilarious: Signs of Anti-Semitism.

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    Quote of the Day

    Thursday, August 31st, 2006
    “You wanna know something? I actually like Bush…In some ways, I’m the George W Bush of hip hop - nobody likes me, but I’m still gonna run it for the next four years.”
    - Rapper 50 Cent.
     
    This is not the first time that 50 Cent has heaped praise on Dubya. Late last year, he was quoted as saying:
    “(The president) is incredible… A gangsta. I wanna meet George Bush, just shake his hand and tell him how much of me I see in him.”

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    Israellycool Podcast #49: The Return

    Thursday, August 31st, 2006
    The latest Israellycool Podcast

    (#49) is now up on my podcast

    site.

    On this week’s show, I

    make my triumphant return to podcasting after a 6-week hiatus by talking about our trip to California, round 1 of the Lebanon war, and the Wikipedia experiment.

    And

    don’t forget: If you

    are an

    Israellycool Podcast listener, please

    stick a pin in my Podcast Frappr map.

     
    Check out our Frappr!

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    One Day in Damascus

    Thursday, August 31st, 2006

    US civil rights leader Rev. Jesse Jackson meets Hamas political leader Khaled Mashaal…

    Mashaal: “I wouldn’t be picking my nose if I were you. Don’t you know that is the reason behind Mahmoud’s ‘condition’?”

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    The Lowest Common Denominator

    Wednesday, August 30th, 2006
    I guess now that their photo doctoring has been exposed, they are resorting to more tried and tested ways to influence public opinion against Israel.
     
    A Lebanese woman walks past the rubble in the southern suburb of Beirut, Lebanon, Tuesday, Aug. 29, 2006, that was heavily attacked by Israeli bombardment during the 34-day long Hezbollah-Israel war. (AP Photo/Mahmoud Tawil)
    Unbelievable.
     
    Update: This looks like the follow-up picture:
     
    Hezbollah legislator Ali Ammar, right, gestures towards damaged buildings as Iran’s vice president Ali Saeedlou, left, visits an area in the southern suburbs of Beirut, Lebanon, which was repeatedly attacked by Israeli forces in the 34-day Israeli-Hezbollah conflict, Tuesday, Aug. 29, 2006.

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    “The Most Significant Piece of Reporting To Come Out of the War”

    Wednesday, August 30th, 2006
    So writes fellow Anglo-Israeli blogger Lisa Goldman, about this footage of a fierce battle between the IDF’s Nahal Brigade and Hizbullah, taken by Israeli journalist Itai Anghel on the night of August 6-7, using a camera equipped with a night vision lens 

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    Wikipedia - The Fight Begins

    Tuesday, August 29th, 2006

    As I suspected, no sooner had one of you written a Wikipedia article on Israellycool, that someone else has proposed it be deleted. The reason?

    It is proposed that this article be deleted, because of the following concern:

        Non-notable blog

    If you can address this concern by improving, copyediting, sourcing, renaming or merging the page, please edit this page and do so. You may remove this message if you improve the article, or if you otherwise object to deletion of the article for any reason. To avoid confusion, it helps to explain why you object to the deletion, either in the edit summary or on the talk page. If this template is removed, it should not be replaced.

    The article may be deleted if this message remains in place for five days (This template was added: 29 August 2006).

    If you created the article, please don’t take offense. Instead, consider improving the article so that it is acceptable according to the deletion policy.

    [I was hoping they would try to delete the article on these grounds, since they should be the easiest to refute].

    You know what you have to do.*

    [Feel free to mention the numerous articles written about Israellycool (see Israellycool in the News in the left sidebar of the blog), television show mentions (such as Fox News, MSNBC), traffic to the blog site (currently ranked 234 out of all blogs listed in Truth Laid Bear), various blog award nominations (Weblog Awards 2005: 5th place in Best Middle East or Africa Blog category, 9th place Best Podcast category; 2004: 3rd place in Best Middle East or Africa Blog category; 2003: 3rd place in Best Crawly Amphibians Ecosystem Level Blog category), and the fact that Israellycool started the annual JIB Awards, now jointly run with the Jerusalem Post].

    Previous posts on this experiment:
    Wiki Me
    Wiki Me - Update

    Update: The deletion notice has disappeared..for now. I am not too familiar with Wikipedia, but assume it disappeared automatically after more information was input in the article.

    * improve the entry, and contest the deletion

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    Separated at Birth

    Tuesday, August 29th, 2006
    Member of Israeli governmental inquiry commission, Yedidya Ya’ari, and Hollywood actor George Clooney.
     
     
    (hat tip: Isaac)

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    Quote of the Day

    Tuesday, August 29th, 2006
    “If you’re not electing Christians, then in essence you are going to legislate sin”
    - U.S. Republican Katherine Harris
     
    And if you think that’s moronic, consider her response to the inevitable criticism of this statement.
    Harris’ campaign released a statement Saturday saying she had been “speaking to a Christian audience, addressing a common misperception that people of faith should not be actively involved in government.”
     
    The comments reflected “her deep grounding in Judeo-Christian values,” the statement said, adding that Harris had previously supported pro-Israel legislation and legislation recognizing the Holocaust.
    Well woopty do.
     
    By the way, speaking of sin..
    Fundraising has lagged, frustrated campaign workers have defected in droves and the issues have been overshadowed by news of her dealings with a corrupt defense contractor who gave her $32,000 in illegal campaign contributions.
    But I guess one Hail Mary and all will be forgiven.

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