Introducing our latest weapon: Zionist Radiation Obliterator.TM
Madonna and her husband Guy Ritchie have been lobbying the government and nuclear industry over a scheme to clean up radioactive waste with a supposedly magic Kabbalah fluid.
The couple, both followers of the Jewish spiritual movement, approached Downing Street, Whitehall and British Nuclear Fuels (BNFL) promoting a “mystical” liquid tested in a Ukrainian lake.
“It was like a crank call . . . the scientific mechanisms and principles were just bollocks, basically,” one official said.
I guess you can’t please everyone.
