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Wacky Hamas Terrorist Profiles

December 26, 2008 | Aussie Dave | Comments

Taken from the real martyr bios from the always entertaining Hamas website.

The Dumbass

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Commander: Majed Ata Al Habashi

Before two months of his martyrdom, he finished his high studying with a rate of 74% in the literary department.

The One With Dumbass Friends

martyr3 Wacky Hamas Terrorist ProfilesMahmoud Hamdi Jindia

His leaders and his friends called him “the whale” for his courage.

The One With Sick Relatives

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Muhannad Al-Taher

She likes him very much and that is clear in his marvelous video which shows his best relation with his mother.

The Big Terrowski

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Yousuf Abu Heen

Yousuf was the man.

The Stud

martyr6 Wacky Hamas Terrorist ProfilesHani Mahmoud Abu Skheila

On the day he died, he was laid on a bed.

The Stinker

martyr7 Wacky Hamas Terrorist ProfilesAsem Yousef Riehan

His family knew he was coming into a room because his scent preceded him.

The Confused One

martyr8 Wacky Hamas Terrorist ProfilesNahed Abu Oda

He never hated anybody.

The User

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Osama Awni Hujila

Osama got married with a Palestinian girl to have two children.

The Ironic One

martyr10 Wacky Hamas Terrorist ProfilesTarek Mohammed Darwish

His friends were very sad to sea that he was died in the sea.

The One Living in Denial

martyr11 Wacky Hamas Terrorist ProfilesMohammed Al Shawa

In the beginning of Al Aqsa intifada, he moved to work in sewing. Then he worked as a hairdresser. He was single. He was intend to marry before a month of his martyrdom.

The Cannibal

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Nabil Fadil Abed A’al

Despite he was very busy man, he was taking his wife and his children many times in the summer days to the sea as a picnic.

The Bad Employee

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Mahmoud Sabri Hana

Mahmoud worked in an electric shop, his relation was characterized by a unique relation with the owner of the shop. One day Mahmoud was taken by the owner of the shop to work in a home, Mahmoud saw a bad picture inside the house so he cut it into pieces, after that the owner of the shop dismissed him from the job.

The Shameless One

martyr14 Wacky Hamas Terrorist ProfilesYusof Al-Sarkaji

Yuseif was eating him by his hands..

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