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The Day In Israel: Fri July 17th, 2009

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Hungary’s extreme right have somehow gotten hold of our plans to take over their country.

For some time now, spokespeople for Hungary’s extreme right have been arguing that Israel aims to “colonize” Hungary. As proof of this claim, the right often misinterprets an (unfortunate) quote by President Shimon Peres, who spoke about Israel’s investments abroad, and said that Israel was “buying out Manhattan, Poland, Hungary…”

Now these claims have escalated to the next level: A well known extreme rightist Web site, www.hunhir.hu, is now saying that Israel and American Jews are planning to transport three million Jews with dual Israeli-U.S. citizenship into Hungary over the next two years.

According to the Website, the quarters designed to house the new immigrants are already being built. Every one of them will sign an agreement to stay in the country for at least ten years, after which they will automatically become the owner of an apartment in the designated quarters, the Website says.

This operation, including a guaranteed job for degree holders, is being organized by Judit Polgar, the famous Jewish Hungarian chess player who currently resides in the U.S., the Website argues. The first 1,800 immigrants, the Website goes on to say, have already arrived in Hungary, but their whereabouts have not been found, despite efforts to locate them.

Hunhir.hu can also explain their argument, saying that Hungary was chosen for this “colonization” by American Jews because it has “the best natural attributes in the world.”

During a recent recruitment meeting of the paramilitary group “The Hungarian Guard,” which has been banned in Hungary due to its Fascist nature, the lecturer said that the Holocaust is nothing but fiction. He added that “in the work camps like Auschwitz or Buchenwald, the living conditions were much better than the Soviet Gulags.”

He said furthermore that world Jewry was planning to extort humanity for profit, but that in order to achieve this end, they only need “two billion people to be on earth, so they’ll spray something lethal on the remaining 4 billion people.”

But it gets worse. They’ve also discovered our diabolical plans for humanity!

He said furthermore that world Jewry was planning to extort humanity for profit, but that in order to achieve this end, they only need “two billion people to be on earth, so they’ll spray something lethal on the remaining 4 billion people.”

Everyone knows that’s what we did to Michael Jackson.

Updates (Israel time; most recent at top)

12:25PM: According to Western and Israeli intelligence sources, Iran’s smuggling network to Gaza has suffered from shrinkage following Operation Cast Lead.

9:18AM: Did I mention we may just have discovered the cure for radiation sickness?

Medication that can protect humans against nuclear radiation has been developed by Jewish-American scientists in cooperation with a researcher and investors from Israel. The full story behind the dramatic discovery will be published in Yedioth Ahronoth’s weekend edition.

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For Israel, the discovery marks a particularly dramatic development that could deeply affect the main issue on the defense establishment’s agenda: Protection against a nuclear attack by Iran or against “dirty bomb” attacks by terror groups.

Gudkov’s discovery may also have immense implications for cancer patients by enabling doctors to better protect patients against radiation. Should the new medication enable cancer patients to be treated with more powerful radiation, our ability to fight the disease could greatly improve.

And the best part? It’s absolutely camel urine free.

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David Lange

A law school graduate, David Lange transitioned from work in the oil and hi-tech industries into fulltime Israel advocacy. He is a respected commentator and Middle East analyst who has often been cited by the mainstream media
Picture of David Lange

David Lange

A law school graduate, David Lange transitioned from work in the oil and hi-tech industries into fulltime Israel advocacy. He is a respected commentator and Middle East analyst who has often been cited by the mainstream media
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