Albert Einstein, Shiitie Muslim

From the makers of Jesus was a Palestinian and Moses was a Muslim comes the latest in batsh*t craziness  : Albert Einstein was a Shiite Muslim.

An Iranian cleric claims that the Albert Einstein, the great 20th century scientist who developed the Theory of Relativity, was a Shiitie Muslim, Israel Radio reported on Saturday.

The report cites a video by Ayatolla Mahadavi Kani, described as the head of the Assembly of Experts in the Islamic Republic of Iran, who says that there are documents proving the Jewish scientist embraced Shiite Islam and was an avid follower of Ja’far Al-Sadiq, an eighth-century Shi’i imam.

In the video, Kani quotes Einstein as saying that when he heard about the ascension of the prophet Mohammed, “a process which was faster than the speed of light,” he realized “this is the very same relativity movement that Einstein had understood.”

The ayatollah adds: “Einstein said, ‘when I heard about the narratives of the prophet Mohamad and that of the Ahle-Beit [prophet’s household] I realized they had understood these things way before us.'”

Reports of Einstein’s affinity to Islam circulated in 2012 as well, when the grandson of the late Ayatollah Hossein Borujerdi claimed the scientist was “corresponding with the cleric and had admitted Shia Islam was the most scientific and just religion in the world.”

According to those reports, Einstein’s correspondence with Ayatollah Borujerdi is kept in a London safe box. Luckily, the readers were provided with the code to open it: B-۱۲-D.E/۱۷-V.A.E.

There is nothing relative about it: this claim is objectively crazy.

Although I have to agree with Ha’aretz on this one:

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Being Jewish does make one a shiitie Muslim!

From a certain point of view.

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  • Hempfner

    Since the ‘sloids have now claimed Abraham, Jesus, Maimonides and Einstein as members of the ooomah, I reckon it’s time we came clean about the true identity of Muhummus. He was, in fact….a Yid! We sent him out among the ‘rabs in order to trick them into following the most filthy, degraded religion the human mind is possible of conjuring up. Our fiendish long game was to arrive at precisely the point at which the worlds now finds itself, with such diverse Qu’far Entities as Russia, China, India, Black Africa, Australia, Europe and America all suffering horribly at the paws of the ‘slamic jackal. End result? Nothing good for ass-lifters!

    • IronyDome

      They’ve also claimed Thomas Edison (lightbulb was inspired by a Koran passage), Neil Armstrong (head the adhan on the moon), and Rowan Atkinson (converted to Islam). And they accuse the Jews of stealing everything. Pro. jec. tion.

  • Hempfner

    Since the ‘sloids have now claimed Abraham, Jesus, Maimonides and Einstein as members of the ooomah, I reckon it’s time we came clean about the true identity of Muhummus. He was, in fact….a Yid! We sent him out among the ‘rabs in order to trick them into following the most filthy, degraded religion the human mind is possible of conjuring up. Our fiendish long game was to arrive at precisely the point at which the worlds now finds itself, with such diverse Qu’far Entities as Russia, China, India, Black Africa, Australia, Europe and America all suffering horribly at the paws of the ‘slamic jackal. End result? Nothing good for ass-lifters!

    • IronyDome

      They’ve also claimed Thomas Edison (lightbulb was inspired by a Koran passage), Neil Armstrong (head the adhan on the moon), and Rowan Atkinson (converted to Islam). And they accuse the Jews of stealing everything. Pro. jec. tion.

  • Insecticide

    Not as absurd as the claim that Dickie SIlverstein is a Jew!

  • Insecticide

    Not as absurd as the claim that Dickie SIlverstein is a Jew!

  • walt kovacs

    the cleric is so wrong

    it was when einstein heard about mohammed traveling on a flying horse and cutting the moon in half with a sword and then putting it back together that he decided to embrace islam

  • walt kovacs

    the cleric is so wrong

    it was when einstein heard about mohammed traveling on a flying horse and cutting the moon in half with a sword and then putting it back together that he decided to embrace islam

  • E ben Abuya

    Given what the followers of Ayatolla Mahadavi Kani are prepared to believe; there must be any number of them who would be willing to take my shares in the Brooklyn Bridge Operating Authority off my hands. Unfortunately I only have 300,000 units left.

  • E ben Abuya

    Given what the followers of Ayatolla Mahadavi Kani are prepared to believe; there must be any number of them who would be willing to take my shares in the Brooklyn Bridge Operating Authority off my hands. Unfortunately I only have 300,000 units left.

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  • Gary

    What’s hilarious is this guy has no idea what the theory of relativity is. The theory of relativity states that it is impossible to go faster than the speed of light, so far from being an example of it, the ascension story contradicts it.

  • Gary

    What’s hilarious is this guy has no idea what the theory of relativity is. The theory of relativity states that it is impossible to go faster than the speed of light, so far from being an example of it, the ascension story contradicts it.

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  • quasibaka

    He was an atheist and deist ,right ? Not a jew IIRC …

  • quasibaka

    He was an atheist and deist ,right ? Not a jew IIRC …

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