The goal of the BDS Movement is to destroy Israel. This is done by performing the following steps in order:
- Dress up in costume.
- Stand outside a local grocery store you know sells a product made in Israel.
- Yell and scream until shamefully escorted away.
- Roger Waters
As we know, no Israeli product is immune to BDS’s protests. Unless of course it is a product running their computers and smartphones or keeping them from not being, well, dead.
Now it has just been revealed after years of archaeological research that there is a product of Israeli ingenuity that BDS will never be able to boycott.
Fire.
That’s right. Fire. Harnessing mankind’s oldest natural nemesis was first discovered by an Israeli research team on a cold evening in Haifa on November 23, 348,664 BCE.
Professor Shmulik (Grunting Sound)berg first harnessed the awesome power of fire while studying new methods to bang 2 rocks together.
Good luck boycotting that haters!
