(Note: This post is not based on experience).
| Blog Celebrities | Hollywood Celebrities |
|---|---|
| Being stalked is a good thing, since it may entails having a following, lots of trackbacks, being the recipient of numerous links and comments, and having someone turn up on your site. | Being stalked is a bad thing, since it entails being followed, having your movements tracked, being the recipient of threatening letters, and having someone turn up at your front door. |
| People admire you for your brain, rather than your looks (which is particularly fortunate if you are an intelligent, ugly person) | People only admire you for your looks or acting/singing ability (which is particularly unfortunate if you are an intelligent, ugly person) |
| If you ask for money, nobody bats an eyelid. And, in some cases, ask and you shall receive. | If you even dared… |
| You can promote good causes, and no-one questions your motives. | You can promote good causes, and be accused of being “false” |
| Regularly expose scandals. | Regularly expose themselves |
| Naming yourself after a deity can be a successful gimmick. | Naming yourself after a deity would be really, really lame. |
| Frequently battle an addiction to blogging. | Frequently battle addictions to drugs and alcohol. |
