(AFP)
The man in the above picture is wearing underpants because:
a) He is willing to die as a martyr, so he is already appropriately dressed for his 72 virgins
b) He has decided to bravely attack the IDF soldiers with some sumo wrestling moves
c) He has meekly surrendered to IDF troops, who have ordered him to strip down to his underpants (since fighting ’til the death is something he advocates only for the terrorists he dispatches, and is not something he believes in himself).
The answer is of course c – which is also the first letter of the word “coward.”
