(Sung to the tune of Crowded House’s Better Be Home Soon)
Oh my darling Sir
something’s got a hold on you
not sure if its cancer
or Israeli poison pills
I know I’m right
for the first time in my life
that’s why I tell you
you’d better be home soon
How cute you look in your PJs
kind of like Papa Smurf
oh how we long to see you
back on your own turf
I know I’m right
for the first time in my life
that’s why I tell you
you’d better be home soon
Our martyrs are ready to go, just say the word
you are the shepherd and we are the herd
We have heard your no longer all there
oh how it grieves us
although it might just be the Israelis
trying to deceive us
I know we’re right
for the first time in our lives
that’s why we tell you
you’d better be home soon
(Photos courtesy of AP and Reuters)
