Marwan Barghouti announces his candidacy (AP):
“I promise to follow in Abu Amar’s footsteps. He was my muse. That’s right..my muse. No, not moose. This is a moose.”
Disclaimer: The above is not meant to be a depiction of real events. For a more realistic scenario, imagine Barghouti in handcuffs, and flanked by a man named Bubba.
