Not so dinky-di hard:
A Serbian Bruce Willis lookalike who passed himself off as the star was caught out – because he thought anyone called Bruce must be Australian.Goran Markovic successfully conned people into thinking he was the Hollywood actor until he was caught using a fake Australian passport and accent instead of an American one.
Markovic, 46, used several forged papers in his cons, but made his critical mistake when he linked the name Bruce with Australia’s invasion of Hollywood.“I thought he was Australian, all the rest in Hollywood seem to be from there,” he told police.
Who else is thinking Monty Python?