It could happen to anyone.
A Swedish woman said on Sunday that she had found a penis in a bottle of ketchup.
Does this point to the perceived Swedish obsession with sex? Or rather, does it point to their proclivity to take things apart and put them together again?
Viktoria Ed said she was lucky enough to discover the organ before putting the sauce on her bread rolls, unlike her husband Stefan and their children, Madeleine and Simon.“It looked like a penis, of an adult if it’s human, and medium sized,” she said.
Ms Ed cannot tell whether or not it is human? Perhaps it is that of a part-human part animal hybrid.
It is also good to see that despite her obvious shock, she managed to evaluate the size of the organ. (What is it about the male organ that makes commenting on its size mandatory, whatever the situation?)
But back to the story..
“It’s disgusting. The top of the bottle was intact, as if it had just left the factory. We would like to know how this thing ended up in a ketchup bottle.”
I am willing to fathom a guess. And perhaps there is a clue in the name of the Swedish ketchup distributor:
The Godegaarden brand ketchup was made in Turkey and distributed in Sweden by the company Axfood.
Ouch.
