PLO Arab President Mahmud Abbas meets U.S. Assistant Secretary David Welch.*
“It’s a great pleasure to meet you, Mr Welch. From all accounts, you are quite the egghead.”
“Err..I mean smart man. I was by no means insinuating that you have a weird, egg-shaped head.”
He does have a weird, egg shaped head. Cracks me up every time! Get it? Egg..crack….I’m killing myself here!
* Not to be confused with Brian “Head” Welch