PLO Arab leader Abbas explains his latest reforms.
“We need to widen our support base. Therefore, I have instituted a number of important changes.”
“As a first step, I hired a mafia boss as head of our police forces, designed to appeal to Italians, as well as Sopranos fans”
“Then I instructed that our police forces to begin implementing a number of moves familar to American Starsky and Hutch audiences.”
“I have also made recommendations for increasing our Scottish support base.”
I’m a frickin’ genius!
