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You are a US customs agent who spots this man at the U.S – Canadian border

 

 

carrying a chain saw stained with what appears to be blood, a homemade sword, a hatchet, a knife, and brass knuckles. Do you?

 

a) Detain the man, since you suspect from the glazed look in his eyes and bloody weaponry that he is a psychotic murderer

 

b) Take the sword and chop off that hideous fringe. You can’t let someone looking like that into your country.

 

c) Ask him where he’s hiding his blow torch.

 

d) Confiscate his weapons, fingerprint him, and then let him into the US, after which time he is free to murder whoever he pleases

 

If you answered d), congratulations! You are an authentic US customs agent.

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David Lange

A law school graduate, David Lange transitioned from work in the oil and hi-tech industries into fulltime Israel advocacy. He is a respected commentator and Middle East analyst who has often been cited by the mainstream media
Picture of David Lange

David Lange

A law school graduate, David Lange transitioned from work in the oil and hi-tech industries into fulltime Israel advocacy. He is a respected commentator and Middle East analyst who has often been cited by the mainstream media
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