
Answer: An aging Hollywood star who likes to push his whacked-out beliefs on others and tries to act hip.
Tom Cruise says girlfriend Katie Holmes “digs” the Church of Scientology. In an interview with Entertainment Weekly, Cruise says the 26-year-old “Batman Begins” actress is curious about Scientology, founded by L. Ron Hubbard.“Yes, absolutely. She digs it,” the 42-year-old actor tells the magazine.When asked if he’s become more passionate about Scientology, Cruise says: “I’ve always been passionate about it. I’ve always talked about it when people asked about it.”He also confirmed there was a Scientology massage tent on the set of his upcoming film, “War of the Worlds.”“I also had a cappuccino tent on that set. And I made sure the crews were fed well, too. And if someone wanted an assist from a (Scientology) volunteer, it was there for them,” he says. “People are curious about it – they’re always asking me about it, they want to know what Scientology is.”—-When asked by the interviewer if he’s going to propose to Holmes, Cruise whispered, “It’s gonna happen, man. It’ll happen.”
Update: You can see how cool ice cold Cruise is here, in this Australian 60 Minutes interview. Amongst other things, he compares ignorance about Scientology with the burning of synagogues in France, and gets snarky when the Australian interviewer asks him about his relationship with ex-wife Nicole Kidman (hat tip: Anubis).