Look who’s running off at the mouth again.
Dance star MOBY slammed US President GEORGE W BUSH as “the worst president in the history of the United States” during a recent concert in Brazil.
The PORCELAIN star is outraged by the Republican’s decisions on foreign policy – and he feels the need to apologise for the United States’ actions around the world, reports The Scoop gossip site.
Moby said, “He was a wealthy child, not very bright, and had everything handed to him. When he invaded Iraq he thought it would be as easy as ordering pizza at Domino’s.”
Of course, Moby is able to spot a bright person. After all, he only hangs out with them.
I had an epiphany a few years ago where I was out at a celebrity party and it suddenly dawned on me that I had yet to meet a celebrity who is as smart and interesting as any of my friends.
I’m sure the conversations Moby and his pseudo-intellectual friends have are entirely deep and intellectually stimulating, judging by some of Moby’s quotes:
“I’m like a monk with a taste for hookers.”
“If I was a sex symbol, I would be getting laid a lot more than I am now.”
“Can you imagine how much sex that man has had in his life? It boggles the mind to even consider it”
Stick to ordering pizza, Moby.
