This is one the funniest parody blogs I have seen in a while.
I mean, you have posts like this:
There were over 10,000 Satmer chasidim sitting at the dinner and The Rebbe told Mr. Luchins to tell Senator Moynahan that he and along with all of his people oppose the sale of the AWACS missiles to Saudi Arabia, as they pose a danger to Israel’s security. After Moynahan left, Luchins turned to the Satmer Rebbe and whispered into his ear how surprised he was that the Satmer Rebbe supported the security of Israel when he is very anti-zionistic. The Rebbe responded, “Only within the family, we fight [in order to keep Israel Jewish]. ” But for Israel’s security, we are the front-line of defense.Now analyzing the Modern Orthodox outlook, they are actually the anti-zionists. Their leaders were the first to shake hands with murders like Yassir Arafat just to enhance their egos and public images. They cow-tow on all issues that the Torah strictly forbids, from gay rights to their advocating of post-mortem organ donation. They spew hatred of ultra-Orthodox Jews in public and private no less than Goering and the SS Nazi propaganda machine. These self-proclaimed modern orthodox leaders despise their fellow Jews with black hats, streimels and spudiks.Neturai Karta on the other hand, are actually heroic Jewish activists, who in their genius, have managed to infiltrate the highest echelon of international terrorist organizations. The NK have even managed to successfully diffuse the vicious hatred of Minister Farakan. In fact, after meeting with two dozen members of the Neturai Karta organization, Farakan stopped calling Judaism a “gutter religion”. Most Modern Orthodox airheads think that by putting full-page ads in the New York Times and Jewish Week against Farakan’s anti-semitism, it will somehow have an effect on him. Just as these half-baked airheads think that by protesting at the PLO New York office, terrorism will stop. It is merely a ploy for their so-called modern orthodox rabbis to see their names and photos in the papers.
And this:
The reason why G-d allowed holocaust to happen was because of Reform movement in Germany.
Freakin’ hilarious.
Unless, G-d forbid, this guy is for real…
