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In election-related news

Following in the footsteps of Open Source Media, Prime Minister Ariel Sharon’s new party has been registered as Kadima (“Forward”), after initially being called Ahrayut Leumit (“National Responsiblity”).

After proclaiming that he “can move an entire country forward” (i.e kadima), Foreign Minister/Deputy Prime Minister/Likud Leadership Candidate Silvan Shalom lauds the trait of modesty.

Sharon is forced to say Bye Bye Braverman.

In other news

Lebanon is demanding that Israel return the bodies of three Hezbollah terrorists killed in this week’s border clashes. ~~In response, Israel has demanded the release~~ ~~of hundreds of convicted Israeli terrorists~~. Israel is likely to comply.

The head of the Islamic Jihad in Jenin, Abu Rob, suspected of having masterminded at least three deadly attacks against Israel, has surrendered to troops. No word yet on the whereabouts of Abu Bill, nor Abu Jack.

A neo palestinian boy was suspected of attempting to carry explosive devices across Hawara checkpoint. dAWK was unavailable for comment, but no doubt will claim it was staged.

A Pakistani Muslim man has joined an online Internet course that trains spokespersons to promote Israel in the world.

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David Lange

A law school graduate, David Lange transitioned from work in the oil and hi-tech industries into fulltime Israel advocacy. He is a respected commentator and Middle East analyst who has often been cited by the mainstream media

New Feature: Israeli News Briefs

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David Lange

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