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Fowl Play

Dr Phil has a hard time explaining to an Israeli soldier what exactly he is doing at the Al-Bathan checkpoint…with a chicken.

 

 

Update: If you think that was bad, here are the captions that did not make the cut:

 

  • “See? No bomb belt. I know it is Summer, but he always wears a long coat.”

  • “Let me pass or the chicken gets it.”

  • “The chicken said bok, bok, boker tov to you”

  • “I won this trophy at the annual poultry awards.”

  • “Don’t make me choke him.”

  • “He might not be kosher, but he still has feelings.”
  • “He’s actually the head trainer of Palestinian police.”
  • “I wasn’t going to hurt him. I was just going to eat him.”
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    Update: Laurence surpasses me with this one:

    Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

     

    A: He couldn’t cross the road because the Zionist Occupation Army had set up a checkpoint to prevent the chicken from exercising his legitimate right of return to the other side!

    And I see his commenter agrees with my Dr Phil comment.

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    David Lange

    A law school graduate, David Lange transitioned from work in the oil and hi-tech industries into fulltime Israel advocacy. He is a respected commentator and Middle East analyst who has often been cited by the mainstream media
    Picture of David Lange

    David Lange

    A law school graduate, David Lange transitioned from work in the oil and hi-tech industries into fulltime Israel advocacy. He is a respected commentator and Middle East analyst who has often been cited by the mainstream media
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