Why did Lance Amstrong and Sheryl Crow break off their engagement? According to one tabloid, it was all the fault of Chimpy McHitler Halliburton.
Lance Armstrong and Sheryl Crow have said all the right things so far as the speculation for their break shifts gears. One tabloid even examines that it may be President George W. Bush’s fault as Lance is a Bush fan while Sheryl is a Bush basher.The Star details that a friend of the singer said they knew the bust up was coming.“Sheryl said Lance didn’t just support Bush, – he’d go off and fight if the president asked him too.
*Yawn*
