Old Muhammad had a gun
Ee i ee i o
And with that gun he’d kill some Jews
Ee i ee i o
Ee i ee i o
And with that gun he’d kill some Jews
Ee i ee i o
With a kpow here
And a kpow there
Here a kpow
There a kpow
Everywhere a kpow kpow
Old Muhammad had a gun
Ee i ee i o
Wrinkled, Wrinkled Grandfather
(inspired by this post)
Sung to the tune of Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star
(inspired by this post)
Sung to the tune of Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star
Wrinkled, wrinkled grandfather
How I wonder what you are
A “militant” say the AFP
A “policeman” say the AP
Wrinkled, wrinkled grandfather
How I wonder what you are
