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Bloody Bullets

Introducing our latest weapon: the Zionist Draculator.TM

Israeli soldiers rushed into the village firing rubber bullets and teargas canisters, one military jeep arrived and supplied soldiers with more equipments and ammunition. Other weapons were also used Рonce again, Bil’in seems to be a testing ground for new types of “less lethal” weapons. One Palestinian and one Israeli were also hit with a sponge bullet, which places needles within the skin and sucks out blood.

What they haven’t worked out yet is what we do afterwards. We simply collect the bullets, squeeze the sponge to drain out the blood, and bake some matzot.

 

 

Update: It has been drawn to my attention that someone not familar with this site, nor my (attempts at) humor, may take this post as an admission that us Jews really do bake matzot with human blood. So for the record, of course we don’t. I’m just sorry we live in such a world of anti-Semitism, lies, and hatred that I actually have to clarify this, for fear of someone actually subscribing to the blood libel.

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David Lange

A law school graduate, David Lange transitioned from work in the oil and hi-tech industries into fulltime Israel advocacy. He is a respected commentator and Middle East analyst who has often been cited by the mainstream media
Picture of David Lange

David Lange

A law school graduate, David Lange transitioned from work in the oil and hi-tech industries into fulltime Israel advocacy. He is a respected commentator and Middle East analyst who has often been cited by the mainstream media
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