The Jerusalem Post reports on Pakistani President General Pervez Musharraf’s peace plan.
“The Palestinian problem needs to be solved urgently since it is the root cause of the conflict between the West and the Islamic world,” Pakistani President General Pervez Musharraf was quoted as saying on Tuesday.During a speech in New York, Musharraf added that the ongoing violence in the Middle East and in Afghanistan was closely tied to the fate of the Palestinian people.“If the Palestinian problem is solved peacefully other disputes in the world between the West and Muslims will also be solved,” said the Pakistani president.
It’s simple. Once the world gives in to the palestinians’ demands, Muslims will have no reason to continue killing people, whether it be Hindus in Kashmir, Christians in East Timor, or Christians in the Philippines. This will help put an end to war and poverty, align the planets and bring them into universal harmony. Allowing meaningful contact with all forms of life. From extra terrestrials to common household pets. In addition, bowling averages will be way up, and minigolf scores way down.*
Yeah, right. More likely scenario is that Islamic fundamentalists will press on relentlessly with their campaign to impose Islam on the world, buoyed by how the West folded when it came to Israel.
* Adapted from Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure
